Conversation from the other day:
Cashier at CVS: "Can I see your ID to buy this wine?"
Me: "Oh, you're sweet that you think I'm that young."
Cashier: "No offense ma'am, but you are also buying glitter nail polish, so I thought it was appropriate to ask."
Yes, I did buy glitter nail polish. It was in the sale bin for $1.99 and it looks like this:
I'd say it was money well spent.